videogamebf:

spacemoss:

love this feeling

you fuckin love shoving your feet in gross muddy grass? you like that? are you a frog? do you fuck frog too then? disgusting frog fucker

(Source: uncivil-awakenings)

manateeluver64:

my 3 year old brother regularly paints his nails (rn they’re sparkly pink) and shows them off at preschool and all of his friends are so jealous bc their mom won’t let them paint their nails because they’re boys.

noten:

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 


dom-wolfy:

Sometimes you just need a little bun to help cheer you up.

(Source: mahnhattan)

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive

(Source: stability)

youdeanatsix:

When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

  1. Take selfies all around the house.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Eat everything

Or all of the above.

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together is the sweetest thing ever.

strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

flowerette:

i feel like the worst bc i’m not thin or little or dainty but i’m also not sexy or curvy or voluptuous i’m just like a gross flabby donut or something

(Source: icly)

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

(Source: suzziepsyche)